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This adventure with Ophelia Palantine needed a part two. We were about to leave the Renaissance Hotel just as we discovered the empty banquet room. Alright, lets see what we can do with this. Ophelia was the perfect partner in crime. She was fearless. I hope the next time you find yourself in a venue like this you will think of Zishy. I also hope you have a fabulous day. Love, Zach.
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The sad truth is that most people think success is having enough money to buy property and collect monthly rent from people like July September. Yes, that is what I will call her because I am petty and have no desire to advertise for other companies. I believe July is the first woman on Zishy with facial tattoos. She must listen to devil music or share a different view on the aesthetics of a human body. So before you decide to cry about her ink in the comments section, try to understand that your crying will accomplish nothing. It is useless. It is a complete waste of your time and energy. Us old guys lost.
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Kiev is a strangely wonderful place. I was glad I did not listen to the Russian propaganda which preached fear and distrust towards all things Ukrainian. My dollar went a long way in the nation's capital and I always felt relatively safe for being in a country at war. I am also American, so nothing new. Regan Budimir is one of the most conspicuous people to take around the busiest part of the city in an outfit like this, but I figured I came this far so what the hell? Stay crispy.
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I feel very comfortable around people like Helen Bergstrom. This type of person does not act. That idea is foreign to her. She always seems to be true to her emotions. There is no artifice. Her musical talent, her passion for animals, her sexuality, they all tell the same story Helen feels and then guides her life by those feelings. She told me how she accidentally smashed her teeth through her upper lip as a kid on a playground. She told me how she once had an obsession with the pornstar Stoya. She told me how she used to weigh ninety pounds as an adult. It almost felt like Helen had decided to model nude for me in every sense of the word.
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Let's return to Tyla Jessop, shall we? Beautiful and curvy and a bit nervous. This was her first time dabbling into nude modeling. Tyla is an actress and model based in Los Angeles. She is half-Brazilian, half-American. She speaks French, Portuguese and Spanish fluently. She grew up in Atlanta. Having dual citizenship, Tyla developed a love for different cultures and travel at a young age. She acts, she sings, she models, she enjoys some erotic anime from time to time. I say keep those jeans forever. Now enjoy her photos already. More to come.
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To whoever runs this web site. You are a horrible person. You take all these addictive photos of beautiful women and do not care about the repercussions. Soon after I was forced to work from home, I found Zishy and was immediately obsessed. I have created a mirror of the site on my hard drive. I have studied each model, each photo set, read every caption and comment. All other smut on the internet now has no effect on my nether regions. I am falling behind in my occupational duties. I sweat bullets, waiting in suspense for the next Zishy update. The F5 key on my laptop no longer works properly, jammed due to my incessant refreshing of the Zishy homepage throughout the day. I want my life back. Fuck you, Zach Venice. Zoey Luna is a petite kinkster from Australia.
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Nah, man. She would never do something as scandalous as my type of photography. That is the thought that ran through my mind when I first found Lolita Minh on social media. All I knew about her was that she was half-Colombian, half-Vietnamese, and one hundred percent adorable. She loves macaroons and sipping tea and going out with her friends. I had no idea Lolita is the type of person who enjoys something like MMA. To me, she looked too innocent to ever consider entertaining people all over the world with her young nude body. Damn, sometimes it is great to be wrong.
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Sofia Orlova is the type of woman that could drive this type of man crazy. Luckily, I lost it long ago. My mind has grown used to navigating these waters in a perpetual state of chaos. Sofia doesn't have to try to inspire men like me. She only has to exist. But this incredible woman did do something. She mustered the courage to have her beauty documented in this way. Bol'shoye spasibo.
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Shot in cooler times, Katie Darling showed me how beautiful nature can be. She also introduced me to this picturesque spot in Texas. Sometimes you win and sometimes you learn. When I photograph a woman like Katie, I never learn anything.
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Alice Taylor is a busy college student and even worked on the frontlines in the treatment of COVID patients at the peak of quarantine. Her job was to check temps and question those entering a medical facility. I doubt anyone realized the level of kinkster that was behind her mask. Alice was kind enough to supply me with several diverse clips for this epic ZishTok video. She even recorded one while she was taking a bathroom break at work. Alice is as boldly perverted as they come and yes, truly loves Metallica.
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen felt like a smoke and a massage. I felt like a jellyfish. More of these friends to come. Stick around!
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Here is the return of our Russian duo, Disha Yudina and her roomiephotographer Lisa. Seems that Disha really loves those strawberry underwear. My favorite undies have lobsters and cacti on them. The language police win this one. I don't feel strongly enough to continue offending people with my crude words. For the record, I do not hate you if you are into dudes. It's cool, man. Really. I don't give a shit. I've probably done more gay stuff than most of you.
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Savannah Small is an addict. She is addicted to tease. You might remember her from the quarantine contest. This was my first time in Alabama and Savannah made me wonder if all the women from her state are so wild. My guess is probably not. This sort of personality is rare in any province. Savannah made me feel welcome in her home and showed zero qualms revealing her powerful sexual nature. You can blame the drugs, but I know the truth.
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I photographed Vonnie Bean in Arizona. She is from a generation that is having to make sense of the mess that previous others have created. Vonnie is into fashion, music, and trends that I have never heard of. She doesn't excuse herself nor apologize when she burps. Did I ever tell you about my boyhood obsession with Garbage Pail Kids? My mother would get so pissed. More Vonnie to come.
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Gosh, I hate Vegas. It is such a vapid shit-hole. I still can't wait to get back there. Kinda like social media.
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Gaby Mueller has crazy acrobatic skills. She busted out these moves without much of a warm-up and being long out of practice. I never thought I would also be in the superhero game, but here I am. BTW, I just tested positive for being teased out of my mind by Gaby.
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Kahlisa Boonyasak was a contestant in the Quarantine Challenge this April. She was photographed in Bangkok by first-time contributor, Robert Graham. He was stuck in Thailand for several weeks awaiting progress on Europe's COVID-19 situation. Lucky for us, he kept working and discovered the incredible Kahlisa. Robert has since returned to Europe, but here in the US, it seems like the shit-storm continues. Perhaps it is time for a Second Wave challenge. My wheels are turning.
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Another entry into the ZishTok video series. This one is from a beautiful person that goes by the interesting name, Alevtina Batman. She gave me the unfortunate news that she contracted the coronavirus subsequent to making this video. I am not too worried. Alevtina is young, healthy, and only has mild symptoms after eight days. Shortness of breath being the worst, which is poetic because Alevtina is now passing this condition to viewers of her video. More Zishy is planned for her. So fuck off, coronavirus!
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Maybe you people will find certain things that I do with my site, my photography, even my life as being strange. You might be right. It is hard for me to be objective. I just do me. You should also remember, that I have no clue what oddball desires run through your mind. Or maybe there is nothing strange about you at all. Maybe you truly only want vanilla sex and love talking about the things you own or want to own. All I know is that if I am hanging with a person like Keira Croft, who is also a fan of madness, things are likely to get messy. 2020 is not as awful as people are making it out to be. This year has just made it harder to live in denial.
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I have lived in Santa Barbara since I was a boy, breathing in the coastal air, gazing at colorful sunsets which lingered over the Pacific Ocean. I did everything right. Went to school, got a job, got married, you know, the whole number. But these days, the world seems to be caving in on itself. The decline has always been present but felt much slower earlier in my life. And now it seems to have picked up an insane momentum. I feel so empty with everything that I do. I am constantly either on edge or feebly trying to distract myself from the horrors of our reality. Yes, OUR reality. It isn't even about me anymore. Now this is about all of us. That makes me even more sad. --discarded poem found at beach parking lot in 2018. What a pussy.
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Well for sure Dita Vetone is one of the most gifted in the chest department for my site. I don't know why many men love large breasts, but it is just a fact of life. Fairness, yeah now there is a fantasy. Dita is mostly a shy and introverted person who probably has to deal with photographers, like me, constantly hounding her to be their muse. And what about all the men who are instantly drawn to her with sexual attention? It is no wonder why so many women build a defensive attitude towards men. Treat women with care and respect. Admiration does not need to be followed by possession. By the way, I added a dark mode that you can find in the menu bar.
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Part two has arrived. Nicole Ross says she is shy. She has almost 400K followers on her Instagram where she mostly posts semi-nude photos of herself. She initially asked me to use a different name for her, but later decided to go with her regular moniker. Did I ever tell you how I often feel like the polar opposite of civilization?
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Hi, sweet fellow humans. I am glad that you are here, reading this, looking at my silly photos. I really enjoy making them. This summer, I will not have the opportunity to travel and have international adventures like this one with Nicole Ross, but that is okay. I can not expect to win every battle. As long I can still smile today, that alone is a huge victory. Part 2 of this one tomorrow.
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My afternoon with Renee Macias may have put her on the management's watch-list with her apartment complex. Oh well. Happy Father's Day to all the dads of these incredible women. Thank you for your genetic contribution. We are only here to admire. As for 2020, you know we are merely being tested, right? You can call it God or whatever you like, but the fact is that the forces which set this whole thing up are currently in a sadistic mood. They want to break us down with fear, have us grovel on our knees, and beg them for their mercy. Just say no. It is a trick. See, the only way you level up in this game is if you embrace the horror and continue asking for more. Let's see just how weird it can get.
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There is no one better to feature in a ZishTok dance video than Meadow Brink. This lively young woman kicked off the Quarantine Challenge and made plenty of fans with her powerful beauty and sexual energy. I will never expect anything typical from Meadow Brink. She is lighting in a bottle.
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Heyo. Glad to see you again. I am back with Harley Woodburn. She has a crazy love for animals. And she is a crazy tall beauty that once slayed on the volleyball team. I was so smitten, I almost volunteered to clean up her cluttered home. Ha, may be next time. Stay safe and don't believe the hype.
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Hi friends. Here is Skye Blue, casting a spell on us with her tremendously good looks. Last week, I made some posts on social media that ruffled the feathers of mostly white people in the Pacific Northwest. I feel horrible about that. I haven't been able to sleep for the last four nights. No, but seriously. It is enlightening to see how some folks will treat you if you make a jest about their political agenda. I could not care less what color your hair, eyes, or skin are. I only care if your breath smells good and if you subscribe to Zishy. As for everyone else, just don't be a dick and I will tolerate you.
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I hope you're having a lovely week and that you have not inhaled tear gas recently. I hear it can be unpleasant. It took a couple of tries, but Carrie Barber managed to record a smoking hot dance video for us with the rear camera of her phone. What a challenge! And she did it all while her disapproving partner was out of the house. Even though the world looks like a giant shit-storm in the media, stay grateful. Life is bootyful. Peace.
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I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.
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From my vantage point, I see this as the last update of Wendy Patton. It has been a while since I have spoken with Wendy. The majority of these women disappear from my life shortly after I photograph them. There is no animosity, it's just the natural progression of things. I can't marry them all and I don't want to start a cult, for the time being, so we share these moments and go our separate ways. Fortunately, mine and Wendy's paths crossed a few times. Hope she stays fearless. Onward.
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That heart of yours ain't gonna last forever. You might as well dip that fried piece of potato into the mayonnaise and savor this experience. To all of you who think that my occupation is a dream come true you are right. Partially, anyways. As with any job, there are always new challenges. Who knows how long I can do this type of shit before the every inch of the planet is being surveilled by AI. And how about risks? Nalani Dacus could have held me at gunpoint for my camera equipment. Christ, I underestimated that edible. Anyways, thanks for the memories, everyone.
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This is the first episode of my European adventure with these three incredible women. Maybe one of you can name the location in the comments. It took about an hour to get our destination from the city. I was chomping at the bit to start shooting the whole way. We first did a shoot indoors, which you will see later, then we made our way to the forest for these photos. Vero, the brunette with the shorts, had to depart for her job at a restaurant. This is why she disappears midway. Oxana, the brunette in the red top, and Lauma, the blonde, were able to stay longer and we photographed on the beach. You will get to see that later also. But for now, revel in this beautiful moment that I might one day tell my grandchildren about.
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I am firing up my bong and some incense and wishing you all a safe Sunday. It seems like everything is boiling over in America. Let's ditch this joint and bring you to Colombia with our good friend, Andy. He photographed Camilita Johanna months before civilization went sideways. Enjoy the beautiful views and stay calm. Cooler heads will prevail.
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Brandy Gila and I made it to the nursery just before closing time. We went to areas we weren't supposed to. We did things that were prohibited, but no one got hurt. That is what a lot of my life has become discovering which rules are necessary and which ones are simply in place due to prior momentum. We are surrounded by gobs of nonsense, so I feel zero shame in searching for what really matters. Like Conor eloquently put it, I'd like to take this chance to apologize ... to absolutely nobody.
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Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.Gabbie Carter thinks she would make a horrible stripper, claiming that her dance moves would embarrass herself. Oh nonsense! Any stripclub owner would sacrifice their firstborn just to have Gabbie make an unannounced special appearance on their mainstage. For a minute, I thought Gabbie's lack of confidence as a dancer would prohibit her participation in the ZishTok series, but no, her generous and funloving nature quickly launched Gabbie into movement. She also loves Grimes, so that definitely helps. Keep bumpin', Ms. Carter.
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Dubsie is a tall, sultry woman in Southern California. I found her on Twitter promoting her homemade explicit content. Right away, I knew she would be a welcomed addition to Zishy. it took some convincing that I wasn't a nefarious scam artist, but eventually Dubsie gave me the benefit of the doubt. Because of my restricted travel and because of her adept selfie skills, I asked Dubs to make her first set for us. If you're into tan lines, pubic hair, and leggy kinksters, Dubsie is ya girl. I hope to bring you more of her soon.
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For better or worse, the quarantine is winding down and I need room on my hard drives for new photoshoots. Here are the results of some Spring cleaning that I recently did. This is the last of the updates for all but one of these women. From first to last, Vivi Kuanas bares all in her bathroom. Sera Rossini does more outdoor adventures with Mitia in Italy. Sofia Orlova shares her new tan lines in her bedroom. And finally, Clara Mabee poses for some peaceful nude portraits. Have a great weekend and get some vitamin D.
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Here is part two of the poolside devil, Adriene Macedo. Can you tell she is shy? Me neither. One great thing about climate change is that the sun keeps shining. Start prepping in those saunas, fellas. No need to be afraid of a little sweat.
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They say there will be a second wave. They say many others will suffer. They say life will never be the same. Yeah, man. There will be one constant before and after this mess you will never pick up your screen and read mostly good news. That shit doesn't sell very well. We are bad news junkies. Sure, you might get a few happy headlines sprinkled in from time to time, but overall, the message is clear--you need to be very watchful for everything and everyone because life wants to bend you over and destroy your anal cavity. Well come at me, bro. I have guns, ammo, toilet paper, and preserved foods. I have enough porn and old sitcoms to last me four lifetimes. I will survive like a damn cockroach. Milly Marks is pretty wonderful, even if she finds us all too conventional.
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This is an introduction to Adriene Macedo. Part two will follow shortly. It took a lot to bring this all-natural Brazilian bikini heroine to Zishy, but I know she is well worth the extra effort. Recently, I jumped into water for the first time since the lengthy shelter-in-place order. I had to drive out to a lake to do it, but still, once I was submerged, it was sheer bliss. Corona kills, but so does being a fearful, rule-abiding momo. Choose wisely.
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I know some of you, perhaps just one of you, has been consistently in my ear about posting another Phaedra James set. This is why I love photography, and this is why I love photography of women specifically. Every now and then there is a special person or image or expression that will speak to our soul. It doesn't matter if everyone else understands it. The beauty is in the effect. It is a wonderful thing to be obsessed. Everyone interesting that I have ever known is obsessed with something.
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Enjoy Hazel Moore. Enjoy life. She is as cowboy as they come. She is not a mother, but she is one bad mutha. Her and I broke all the rules, yet I still think we are decent people for some reason. Not all of us are made the same way. Happy Mother's Day! Give a big kiss to your mama from Zishy.
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I bet you think I am gonna knock on Greek life struggling for acceptance, conformity, paying for friends, etc. But no, I think it is a genius marketing scheme. Surely, Giana Van Patten is one of her chapter's finest. Alpha Gamma Delta chose well.
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Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the center stage is Lejandra Baez. She is from South America and was photographed by Zishy contributor, Juan Pablo Florin. China brought the world COVID-19, but the US brought everyone sad versions of submarine sandwiches. Let's call it even. More Lejandra to come. Eat Flesh.
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Here's a new series of videos that I have been working on with a few of the beautiful women that participated in the quarantine challenge. I requested some dancing videos, sorta like an R-rated TikTok. All of us are supposed to be stuck at home, so why not? Lady Noire is incredible by the way. Her vibrant performance is exactly what I had in mind. Let me know what you think.
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I photographed Emelia Pearl around the holidays. Her father's tropical fish tank cast an interesting hue of light on her body. She sat naked in his favorite leather recliner. We filmed in her parents' bedroom. We had the run of the house while everyone else was at work. Freedom means no rules, that is why none of us is ever really free.
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Hello, friends. I am back with Jade Baker, from a time when you could actually visit a business, sit at their tables, and order a sandwich to eat in close proximity to other paying customers. And no one needed to wear a mask. Crazy concept, right? Well, I am not stressing. It seems like everything is heading back in that direction, perhaps even at an over-zealous pace. As for Jade, she must have been excited to finally eat at Cafe Gratitude. That ain't hand sanitizer.
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Ulyana Orsk is one of the mysterious women I have encountered from the former Eastern Bloc. They are not quick to smile. I have to really act like a bumbling fool until they start to loosen up. Luckily, that has been one of my specialties: having no shame, no remorse for how awkwardly I skate through life. I get it from my mom.
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Back in the day, son, your old man used to take beautiful women to these places called shopping malls. These were where people would go to escape the emptiness of postmodern life and attempt to find joy in consumerism. At a mall, you could eat a soft pretzel and purchase (or steal) non-essential goods. And if you really had balls, you could even take some scandalous photos there. Wynona Gibbs' favorite band is TLC.
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Wow-wow-wee-wow. Another smoke show of an entry from Portland. Contestant 24 sporting mad confidence without makeup. So thankful. Love it!
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Contestant 23 is from Colombia. She snuck her fantastic entries in right before the deadline. Big cheers, everyone. Especially subscribers who get to see her beautiful face. We all win!
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And our final contestant, numero 25, from Austin, Tejas. She did an excellent job creatively capturing herself. That's right, she shot these on her own if you can believe that. She was excited to use the contest as an excuse to hone in her self-portrait skills. Great job. Make sure you rate all the sets, subscribers. And if you haven't subscribed, stop looking at face masks. These women are stunning.
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Another bold beauty from the land they call Oregon. Quarantined Contestant 22 reveals her face along with some fuzzy secrets in the subscribers' area. I'm running low on bud from the quarantine, so the Pacific Northwest is on my shortlist of destinations after this chaos. Yeah, I know. The image quality is not impressive as the girl, but Zishy will return to professional cameras in a couple of days.
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Contestant 20 is a familiar face for Zishy veterans. She is quarantined in Colombia. Stay healthy, chicas lindas.
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Contestant 18 is from Texas. She is obviously a natural redhead or has me fooled completely. She admits to having her photographer friend help her with the camera, but I assured her that it was well within the rules. Is it weird that masks are starting to look sexy to me now?
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Contestant 14 is a lively one from Alabama. She tested positive for being a real temptress. See the warm smile behind her mask once you subscribe to Zishy.
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Contestant 13 is anxiously awaiting the quarantine to end in Portland. In a way, this contest is torture for me. I get to see all the pretty girls that I can not photograph just because some asshole wanted a bowl of bat chowder. Spend some of that stimulus check on a Zishy subscription. Her face is hella cute.
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Half Vietnamese, half Colombian, Contestant 15 is quarantined in South Florida. All the contestants should be up before the end of the weekend. Then you subscribers will have the difficult task of making sure each entry is rated. No slacking!
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Contestant 19 just needed a reason to do some modeling of this sort. She comes from Seattle and says that the quarantine dried up her regular modeling work right away. Talk about a huge bum--er. You are missing out on a true beauty if you are not a subscriber.
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Another energetic contestant from Portland. Number 17 is bendy and seems to enjoy showing that off. I give her a perfect score on her mask use. Please guys, make sure you are rating these sets. On April 22, I am giving out three Zishy stimulus checks. The Twitter and Instagram posts will go up all at once on Sunday, most likely.
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Contestant 16 is from Spain. She first submitted the evening pics, but decided that the light was so much better the next day, she had to shoot more. I graciously accepted her addendum.
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If your Twitter feed looks anything like mine, you will know exactly who contestant 12 is when you subscribe and see her unmasked. She is stuck somewhere in L.A. Funny how I never miss being in that city when something like COVID-19 goes down. She used the front camera on her iPhone 11 Pro Max Super Ultra XXXL.
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Contestant 11 comes from the heart of Northern Italy. All she had available for a mask was a pair of panties. The shortage of supplies has its perks. And who needs to wear clothes when you're stuck at home anyways? Shot on a Samsung Galaxy S8.
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Contestant 10 is from Belarus. The government there, for some reason, has decided to still allow their football (soccer) leagues to continue play. They say it is a desperately needed outlet for entertainment. In fact, the Belarusian president says the secret to beating the virus is to stay positive. Can't breathe? Skip the ventilator, put on a happy face.
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Contestant 9 has a rooftop where she can sunbathe during the quarantine. She is in Australia. I think the contest is working out nicely. I can not wait for the next global pandemic. Help her remove her face mask by subscribing.
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Contestant 8 is an artist from Seattle. I was supposed to fly up there to photograph this fox, but then the quarantine hit America. Curses. Subscribe to see her super innocent and misleading face.
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Contestant 7 is a young mother from the UK. Her chosen mask reminds me of my goth years, when I used to wear black lipstick, hide from the sun, and cry a lot. Oh, those were the days. Just kidding. I have never been a depressive or sensitive person until the pandemic came around and made me spend so much time with myself. Thanks for the entries. Keep them coming!
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Contestant 6 might look familiar if you follow Zishy on the regular. This risk-taker comes from Russia. She went above and beyond and even snapped a couple photos while in a store picking up much needed household supplies. And how artsy are these apartment pics? This is the first entry using the Xiaomi Mi 8 Lite. Apple and Samsung better watch out. The competition is creeping up.
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The virus (contest) has reached Thailand. Contestant 5 was the first to do some shots in the streets. Gotta give her some bonus points for that, just not sure if she is going to need them. I'm also not sure if that's how you're supposed to wear these masks, butt fuck it. We don't like following too many rules here at Zishy anyhow. You are missing out if you have not subscribed. She has a great smile.
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Contestant 4 is from Tampa. She says that the thing she misses the most is being able to go the gym. Home workouts on her balcony will have to do for now. This Floridian invites us all to join along. Sweat out those germs! Subscribe and see her adorable face.
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Happy Easter, sweet Internet. Alejandra Cobos and I needed nourishment, but we decided to go to Red Lobster. Just joshing. RL has its perks. Cheddar biscuits being the main one. On this particular evening, our fellow diners did not appreciate the use of flash photography. Noise was made. I am sorry folks, but we have a job to do. Women like this do not come around everyday. Can you believe there are powerful forces that vilify you for appreciating scandalous photos of a specimen like Alejandra Cobos? Oh I see, just because I am mediocre myself means that I should only be able to see mediocre humans naked? Screw you, thought police. Let us ordinary men at least have this.
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Wow! This contest seems to be picking up steam. Here is contestant 3, she is holed up in upstate New York. She paints, plays guitar, listens to oldies, and knows how to tease the hell out of a viewing audience. Taking self portraits is a pah-pah-pain, so I commend these women on all their efforts. How beautiful is she without the mask? Only myself and Zishy subscribers will know :) I should be able to get a regular update in tomorrow. Save a life, wear your mask.
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Contestant Number 2. Confined in Southern California and putting the iPhone 11 to the test. Only five days left to submit. Don't be lagging, ladies! Guys, tell your attractive female friends. Remember, you gotta be subscribed to see her face revealed.
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Keisha Grey is back. She bestowed me the opportunity of photographing her again many years after our first encounter in 2014. I flew down to Florida this past December and met her at the home where she grew up in. Keisha detailed to me the wild roller coaster her life was at the epoch of her stardom. She claims that she is retired from adult entertainment, but I think her decision is constantly in flux. She is still beautiful, still kinky, still loves attention, just more stable. I guess we'll see.
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I have succumbed to another late-night, wacky-ass, possibly brilliant idea. I will be running a contest over the next 2 weeks or so, asking women to snap photos of themselves while they are quarantined at home. You will have to be a Zishy subscriber to see the faces of these bold females. Here is the first contestant. She is stuck somewhere in Wisconsin with her family. Fortunately, She has enough alone time to participate in the challenge. She reached out, being a longtime fan of Zishy. Believe it or not, she is even a subscriber. Rad.
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I planned to take Florida Mishlove to an upscale L.A. hotel for some photos. We needed attire that would blend her in with the clientele, which wasn't particularly necessary since even A-list celebrities can often pass for vagrants. But just the same, I wanted to see Florida in heels and a frock. We stopped at Urban Outfitters and she picked an outfit which met her eclectic taste. After that, it was off to the races. I truly wonder if anyone ever watches those security cameras.
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Every morning I wake up thinking that they found a cure or that it was all just a bad dream. But nope. This shit is real. I am getting older and there is nothing I can do about it. I know we are all in the same boat. Our hair is falling out or turning grey, wrinkles are forming across our faces, and we can only last a mere two and a half hours in bed with incredible women like Regan Budimir. Why is this happening to me? Why do I now require ten painful minutes to recharge instead of the standard five? My word. Is there any hope left? Science, I am in your hands now. Bring me Eternal Spring.
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The pandemic nightmare has a silver lining. Once it has passed, I will appreciate my typical existence waaay more. I promise not to let minor inconveniences ruin my day. No more bitching about my lover's foul breath. I will not take any sunny, carefree moment with women like Carmen Rae for granted. I will savor every future bite of liver and onions. I will learn how to properly participate in those group dances at weddings. But until then, I need some goddamn toilet paper. Let's fuck this corona shit up.
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Introducing Gaby Mueller. She loves running. She loves Eeyore. She has a hunger for adventure that surfaces spontaneously. That lump in your throat, that feverish sensation on your skin, do not panic, it is not the coronavirus. These are the effects of an incredible woman teasing the snot out of you. Gaby does an even better job of it in person. As for the recent chaos that has rapidly developed, I know you come to Zishy for distraction, for relief, for guidance =P. I only have the wisdom of Eeyore to impart. “The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”
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An extensive adventure in Milan, Italy with our contributing photographer, Mitia. Sera Rossini is an acrobat, a student, and an exhibitionist. It is unfortunate that these photos would not be possible in today's COVID-19 situation. Most of Northern Italy is on lockdown. Send love and stay healthy.
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Dita Vetone whipped out this bodysuit and said that it would look good in some photos. Um yeah, I think you are on to something here, Dita. Let's try it. Once she put it on her exquisite natural figure, she became timid. I showed her some test shots and Dita agreed that while the suit was way too revealing, she looked too spectacular in it to refuse. If sharing is caring, Dita must love us all. And now I patiently await the get her naked comments. Some people are predictably ungrateful. Kisses.
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A group of teenage friends were eager to get to their favorite smoking spot, away from their homes and parents. But as they approached, they noticed that the picnic area was occupied by a scoundrel of a photographer taking odd portraits of a beautiful young lady. The friends playfully mocked Lacole Sawyer's poses and exchanged gestures of approval. She was slightly embarrassed, but ultimately un-phased. The moment, the warm weather, the vibe, were too sublime.
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This is Tyla Jessop. I first encountered her while browsing my soul-forsaken Instagram feed. She had a look, she had an energy, but Tyla also had a following. Huh, Zach? Don't you prefer your models to be internet famous? Sorta. Most insta-stars are too righteous to ever consider Zishy modeling. Everyone has a brand at 10K followers. But once in a while, I will cross paths with a woman like Tyla Jessop. That might not be her regular online persona, some desired anonymity is understandable, but she is here, she is bold, and I am thankful. More shall come.
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I took psychedelic mushrooms once. A friend gave them to me for my birthday. I ate a few on a random weekday while I was supposed to be editing for the site. Needless to say, I didn't get much done that afternoon. I listened to some music and then got stuck watching videos on YouTube. One minute I felt like going out for a run or maybe dancing in the sun and then seconds later I wanted to bury myself into the couch. I was on a physical and emotional rollercoaster of which I had little control. I felt gross to be honest. But I still may experiment again. I hear nature is a more ideal setting. Vivi Kuanas doesn't need drugs. She is a trip to be around sober as a judge.